*sheepish*

Manchester United is the best football club in the world.
Heee...

Too bad Riisah ain't a Man Utd player.
Scoring an own goal in Man Utd earns you a round of drink from the gaffer...employee's benefits.
Too bad...who asked Rissah to be a Liverpoo player, huh? Next thing you know, Rissah's house gets burglarised.


Hence, this is why Man Utd's still the best club in the world. Handsome players, hairdryer gaffer, sweet jersey, sexy home ground, and free drinks when scoring an own goal.

Nou Camp hia we kaam~!